Fuck you winter.

FUCK YOU!
Ok winter, we get it, you have daddy issues. He didn't love you as a child so you take it out on us like some fat wear too much makeup total whore slag. But seriously, quit it. You're impressing nobody - you make my not turn up so im stood in what must be -degrees for 45 minutes before throwing in the towel, you make hills slippy, shit cold, plants die, traffic jams. To be honest winter, you're immature and I hate you.
I'm at that age now where snow is longer fun and cool and is more a pain in the arse, cold and stupid. Yes, that's right winter - you're stupid. "Global Warming"  WARMING?! I have yet to see warmth, but then again I live in Wales.

The sponsored leg wax
Last Saturday it was my mum's birthday and me and a few other family friends threw a surpise birthday party - needless to say she loved it :D I used this as a great opportunity to get some money out of people for the sponsored leg waxing me, Daz and Nick are doing along with Sophie's help :D (See the sponsored leg wax page at the top) I managed to get £30 with hopefully more to come, I'd like to thank everyone now for all their support and money, it goes to a great cause :)

Friday Rant
I missed the Friday rant this week, so I'll either get it done the mid week sometime or do an extra big rant the coming friday, stay tuned!

Trah /wave

CSI Crime City & upcoming events

"Oh Foxxy, why u do diz to us? Why you hit us wit yo truck? HEY HEY HEY!"

CSI Crime City
It's an awesome game on Facebook, I'm in love - to start I'm already a CSI fanboy and now I'm in love with this game! Check it out on Facebook and if you have me added on Facebook add me on this game aswell :D

Upcoming stuff
Rendell's Panel Show
Lauren for her media work has decided she wants to do a comedy panel show type thing and has asked me to be on it :D Should be a laugh, more details to come on this!

Christmas!
Fock yea. Christmas is awesome, it's always a nice atmosphere, the food becomes so much better and christmas is awesome! Really looking forward to it

18th
I'mma be the big OneEight come January 1st :) - not really much of a big deal to me, but it'll nice to have a bigger feeling of independance.

Sorry for the short post (:

Small post containing some videos

Will's Commentary
A friend of mine who's a freaking god at Call of Duty recently did his first Black Ops commentary, it's really good and pretty funny as well, it deserves a lot of views and I hope you all take the time to check it out :)  Link to Wills video! Link to Wills youtube!

Smack my bitch up?
A while ago I decided to put on low gravity, get a pimp slap and take one of my hookers to the roof of my "crib" - the results, were awesome! Me smacking my bitch! 

One final thing before I go, lol at you Gillian McKeith - this is what you get for making fat people cry and then playing with their shit!

peace.

Introducing new series - Friday Rant

Every Friday I'm going to have a rant :) Here comes my first Friday Rant!

Illiteracy : I'll admit that typing "tbh" or "cba" is a lot faster than "to be honest" and "can't be arsed" but when you start double i'ing and putting more letters than are needed, you should be shot. iif u talk lyk diis then ii fuckingg h8 u. Most people these days have been using computers for long enough that they can type fast, fast enough that you don't even need to type u instead of you, it's 2 letters and they're fairly close together. Stop being a lazy fuck and type it properly. There is genuinely no excuse for doing this! "Oh but Jon, it's so much faster to type u instead of you and use 2 instead of to" That may be the case, but for the absolute micro second it would take you to type the word properly and make yourself look slightly more educated I think it's worth it.

TL;DR - Start typing properly.

19th Novemeber, Friday.
FUCK OFF CHANGING THE AUDIO!
I'm sat here with my friend looking at different videos of Drawn Together, trying to find some tributes to Captain Hero and the bunch of motherfuckers who've decided my viewing experience would be improved by removing the entire sound, the words and sound effects and fucking replacing it with some backwards ass stupid music! NO. FUCK YOU. I went on the video because I wanted to hear the epic voice acting, awesome jokes and farts. Not some fucking "wind beneath my winds" bullshit. This is why your video has triple the amount of dislikes than it does likes and everyones raging at you. Stop being a total penis and fucking with my videos.

Note from Daz - Stop fucking with our videos you penises!

Prototype, new blog design & Sin City.

Wazzap! New post on new blog layout, hope you like it. Well, I don't - I KNOW it's an improvement, so your opinion is null. Moving swiftly onwards!

Prototype
So I was bored out of my mind and decided I needed a new game, a sandbox type game where I could run around and happily smash people. After watching Jake play Infamous on his PS3 the other week I decided to try and find on one Steam, unfortunately Infamous isn't on Steam so I picked up Prototype :D
Not playing a lot of it, but done a few missions and it's massively fun, happily eating people and cutting shit up :) I'll write more on it once I've played some more.

Sin City
So I had my friend Sam round last weekend for a few beers, pizza and games/films and we put Sin City on whilst eating 14" pizza from Haruns. Going to go off track a little here and mention that Haruns pizzas are one of the best things in the world bar nothing. They taste like.. I can't even describe! Unfortunately though, Harun bested us and we could not finish the 14 inches of pure pepperoni deliciousness :( Still worth it though!
Anywhom.. Sin City is amazing, the acting, the art, the gore, all of it is immense from start to finish. Sin City on IMDB I highly reccomend this film - it's a gem!

New Blog Design
I've been toying around today with the tools blogspot has to offer to try and make my blog look a little more appealing, after maybe an hour, 45 minutes perhaps I finally go it to how I like it - although I do intend to add a few more bits, maybe some little gadgets and what not. I then went ahead and made the header at the top in photoshop, I'm happy with it, I hope you guys like it aswell :)

That's all for now, hopefully I'll have something a bit more fulfilling and exciting to write about in the coming weekend.

Trah /wave 

It's almost 1.30 am and I am bored.

I was ill! D:
 Pity me? Urgh, missed a day at college with Brett (awesome tutor) and couldn't go cinema to see Despicable Me. FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!
So yeah, that was balls, but I'm better now. Yay? Fuck.

HL 2 Deathmatch
 I was bored, so I was going through my Steam games when I saw Half Life 2 Deathmatch - 3 minutes played. I chuckled and decided to actually give it a proper play. IT'S SO FUN!
Just jumping around with little gravity magnum-ing people to the face.

Going on right now?
 The cat is sleeping on what used to be my bean bag, but, it is no longer. Have I got news for you is on TV, it goes right over my head and I don't get any of the jokes, but the small guy is funny to look at :)
I'm debating getting something to eat but I can't be arsed to go make anything.

This was a really piss poor post I admit, but I have nothing better to do and will be hitting the bed now.
P.S - Might be starting up a weekly / twice a week type "Grinds my Gears" type post in which I have rants :) I got the idea from Mikey :D - too lazy to link but he's one of my MASSIVE 6 followers so you can check him out there :)

Trah /wave

CoD4 , Life, I GOT GLASSES!

Shit hot, hey! I haven't posted in a while, it's 1.50am and I'm waiting for a film called "The Cave" to come on, some explorers go into a horrible cave filled with demons. Lol my ex girlfriend hurrr hurrr.

Anyway yeah, so I thought I'd write a quick post as I haven't done one in ages. So, let's crack on!

Call of Duty 4
 I've kind of reglected my Xbox lately, due to PC gaming, but I thought I'd jump on CoD4 - my only Xbox game atm, and see how I do. O M G the skill level has raised or I've gone really bad, I used to be really good at CoD4 and good at quickscoping but it would seem all the noobs have left and the majority of players are awesome now >< I've just won my first game in about 4 months through playing carefully and not as aggresive as I used to. Gotta say though, I have the sensitivity on 10 (max) and it doesn't feel fast enough, I'm not turning or aiming fast enough! /fistshake Darn you PC gaming and your mouse for epic turning speeds!
Oh! As we're on the subject of Xbox might aswell add a few comments about the new dashboard update that came out at the begining of Novemeber
What the fuck? That is all.

So, life!
 I don't wanna talk too much about life, none of you know me, apart from my friends who will read this, but it's something to write about so I'll do a quick few lines (of cocaine).. what? So for those of you that don't know me, here's some stuff.
I'm 17 and from Wales, I can't speak the language though - I would love to, but I'm too thick / lazy to bother learning. I'm in Llandrillo College doing my 2nd year of BND Games Development. It's fun, I really love the people in the course with me and the tutors, they're so laid back and friendly compared to what you'd class as "teachers" Although I've learnt some useful skills I don't think I wanna work in this industry when I finish, I really like animals and would love to go into animal welfare or something :)
That's all really, I might write a bit more when I can be bothered or if people actually care.

Spectacles!
I can see fine, but I went the optician the other week and said one eye was sort of weaker than the other and with the ammount I use PC's it would be a good idea to get some glasses. At first I wasn't keen on the idea but then decided when I'm 50 I still wanna be able to see. So I got some, and I hated them but now I'm sort of warming to them, I really can notice the difference - it's like seeing in 1080p :D
I'd post up a picture but my biblically ancient phone doesn't connect to my PC so I can't + I look like Sid from skins at the moment ¬_¬

That's all really, just thought I should make a post seeing as I haven't made one in almost a week.
Trah /wave