Introducing new series - Friday Rant

Every Friday I'm going to have a rant :) Here comes my first Friday Rant!

Illiteracy : I'll admit that typing "tbh" or "cba" is a lot faster than "to be honest" and "can't be arsed" but when you start double i'ing and putting more letters than are needed, you should be shot. iif u talk lyk diis then ii fuckingg h8 u. Most people these days have been using computers for long enough that they can type fast, fast enough that you don't even need to type u instead of you, it's 2 letters and they're fairly close together. Stop being a lazy fuck and type it properly. There is genuinely no excuse for doing this! "Oh but Jon, it's so much faster to type u instead of you and use 2 instead of to" That may be the case, but for the absolute micro second it would take you to type the word properly and make yourself look slightly more educated I think it's worth it.

TL;DR - Start typing properly.

19th Novemeber, Friday.
FUCK OFF CHANGING THE AUDIO!
I'm sat here with my friend looking at different videos of Drawn Together, trying to find some tributes to Captain Hero and the bunch of motherfuckers who've decided my viewing experience would be improved by removing the entire sound, the words and sound effects and fucking replacing it with some backwards ass stupid music! NO. FUCK YOU. I went on the video because I wanted to hear the epic voice acting, awesome jokes and farts. Not some fucking "wind beneath my winds" bullshit. This is why your video has triple the amount of dislikes than it does likes and everyones raging at you. Stop being a total penis and fucking with my videos.

Note from Daz - Stop fucking with our videos you penises!